What A Day!!!

I've got great news! The ARG (Association of Roaming Gnomes) picked me! I've been picked to be a roaming gnome! They had to kidnap me to take me to the secure location so I could be processed and sworn in. But I think using chloroform might have been overkill! Anyways, now I'm on a plane, flying first class might I add! These little sandwich fingers they give you are delicious! I've been told my new home is somewhere near Pittsburgh and that my estimated arrival date is April 9. I just cant believe it. I'm a roaming gnome.