What..What is this?!

Where am I? Why is it so dark? Where did this computer come from? I remember starting the washer because I wanted to wear my red housecoat but I only had the blue one clean. Then I remember being in the living room watching Little House on the Prairie reruns. I must have fallen asleep. I'm so tired. I think I'm falling asleep again. Wake up Baxly, wake up! Come on. Wake up! WAKE U-.....pppppppssfsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr