Andover, Ohio

I went with the humans to their grandparents camp in Andover, Ohio this weekend. We went swimming, cooked out, relaxed, then I had my first four loco.

Rogers, Ohio

The humans took me to the huge flea market in Rogers, OH. It rained, it was hot, we didn't have enough time to see everything, and we got a TON of delicious amish baked goods! They sell everything there, literally everything. I saw a woman buy a mounted rear end of a deer. Humans, I just don't get them. Oh, and the giant amish donuts. The line was too long to purchase one, but we definitely dreamed about them the rest of the day. I'll be back one day.

Fairmont, West Virginia

My first adventure was to Fairmont, WV. The lady human took me to spend the day with her friends and their tiny human. There isn't much to do in Fairmont. We visited, shopped and had lunch before making the long trip home.

I'm Home!

I arrived at my new home today. The people are very nice, but I'm pretty sure they have a jungle cat. The thing is huge!!! I can't wait to see where I'll be going for my first adventure.

What A Day!!!

I've got great news! The ARG (Association of Roaming Gnomes) picked me! I've been picked to be a roaming gnome! They had to kidnap me to take me to the secure location so I could be processed and sworn in. But I think using chloroform might have been overkill! Anyways, now I'm on a plane, flying first class might I add! These little sandwich fingers they give you are delicious! I've been told my new home is somewhere near Pittsburgh and that my estimated arrival date is April 9. I just cant believe it. I'm a roaming gnome.

What..What is this?!

Where am I? Why is it so dark? Where did this computer come from? I remember starting the washer because I wanted to wear my red housecoat but I only had the blue one clean. Then I remember being in the living room watching Little House on the Prairie reruns. I must have fallen asleep. I'm so tired. I think I'm falling asleep again. Wake up Baxly, wake up! Come on. Wake up! WAKE U-.....pppppppssfsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr